Me no sleepy so good

Last night, when it came time to sleep, I made all the wrong decisions where getting a healthy entry into dreamland was concerned. After staying up too late, I decided to pig out on evil, evil foods like ramen and potato chips. Then, I just started shoving shredded cheese into my craw for no apparent reason. I chased all this with about a quart of 2% milk, and then continued watching TV shows on my computer until I passed out. Approximately three hours later, I woke up, couldn’t get a piece of music I’d listened to earlier on iTunes out of my head, and proceeded to stare at the blank white ceiling for a couple hours, willing my mind to be as void. Finally, I grabbed my cat, forced her into prime hot-water bottle position (which she didn’t have to be forced into for long… ten seconds, and she was purring like some sort of deranged muscle car revving at a stoplight), and got, like, an hour and a half more sleep. I be zombie at the moment. Wish me luck not getting fired.