Diphallic Threeway

I had a dream last night that I had a freaky three way with two gay Trekkers. You know it was a dream, because homos keep that kind of thing to themselves. I know this, because I myself am a queer Trekkie. You also know it was a dream, because the sex was seamlessly perfect and entirely unprotected. Finally, it’s glaringly obvious this was a dream, because I fucked both of these fictional gay Trekkers until they blew like volcanoes. Now, I’m not saying this is, in and of itself, unusual when I top… But two guys concurrently? I didn’t look down, but I must’ve been diphallic for one beautiful REM cycle in my otherwise hum-drum life.