Hire me. Please...

Anyone hiring in Madison, WI? I mean, anybody with taste and discretion, who needs a highly capable, fast-learning worker to fill just about any office role (hell, if you’re here, you’ve SEEN what I’ve been through physically, lately… NO MANUAL LABOR!!!), at over $18/hr, leave me a comment… In fact, somebody please leave me a comment, even if you’re not hiring, as nobody seems to read my blog. Ever. Or, if they do, they just laugh to themselves. Unless you’re really mean, I won’t repress your comment, I promise! ;-)